Rovin
Chief Cake Officer
A generous soul with world-class taste in cakes. Vikram can confirm this personally, because he has eaten most of them.
What Vikram loves most: the cake. Obviously the cake.
THE SLAM BOOK PAGE
Filled by Vikram. Fact-checked by nobody.
Age: old enough to marry, young enough to not act like it
Height: 175 inches. (physics says cm. he says inches.)
Job: Lawyer — source: himself. evidence: pending.
Income: HNI. self-audited. auditor: also himself.
Cooking: excellent chef* (*taste-testers unavailable for comment)
Fav food: Rovin's cake — ownership disputed, consumption undisputed 🍰
Superpower: Last Man Standing™ — outlasts everyone, everywhere
Always says: "I'll go get my keys and come" (ETA: unknown)
Sleep: schedule non-existent. quantity abundant.
Screen time: brainrot — premium grade, imported
Idol: Thalapathy Vijay. FDFS attendance > court attendance 🎬
One true fact: spends for everyone. genuinely. the only true line on this page ❤
MY LIFE
A cinematic universe. Critics call it “ongoing”.
YOUNG ME
Proof that the confidence predates the achievements.
PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST
Ranked in no particular order, to prevent litigation.
Ian
The Blood Brother
Visionary. Genius. Extraordinarily humble. Builder of websites. This tribute was written entirely by Vikram and absolutely not by Ian.
What Vikram loves most: everything, apparently — as recorded here in Vikram's own words.
Ashwath
Senior Counsel, Alibi Division
If Vikram says he was “with Ashwath”, all investigations end there. A loyalty so solid it is admissible in court.
What Vikram loves most: that unshakeable, court-admissible loyalty.
Power Pranav
Power Pranav™
The only man whose name arrives with its own electricity supply. TNEB has questions. There are no answers. There is only power.
What Vikram loves most: the power. Nobody knows which power. Just… power.
Sathya
Head, Department of Truth
The only person who tells Vikram the truth. Vikram files an appeal every single time. The verdict stands.
What Vikram loves most: the honesty (rejected, resubmitted, rejected again).
Keerthi
Famous, For Legal Reasons
Genuinely famous. For what exactly, this website's legal team has strongly advised us not to publish.
What Vikram loves most: the stories that can never be told here.
Gireesh
The Witness
Has seen things. Retainer paid in biryani to guarantee his silence. The arrangement is working beautifully.
What Vikram loves most: the discretion. And the biryani recommendations.
Vishwa
The Whole World
His name literally means “the world”. Vikram's world. Well — the top nine of it, at least.
What Vikram loves most: being able to say “my world” and mean one specific guy.
Others (9,999+)
Storage Limit Reached
Due to server storage limitations, the remaining 9,999+ best friends could not be individually honoured. They remain equally loved. Terms and conditions apply.
Refunds: not available.
FAN MAIL
Marriage proposals also accepted. The legend personally reads every mail.
✉ SEND FAN MAIL
Expected response time: 3–5 business years.
STREET BANNER
As seen on every street corner in Chennai (soon). Corporation permission: pending.
